There are an awful lot of spare parts and glinting steel tools lying around. Well, children, things certainly looked dark for a moment there, but it looks like things are finally taking a turn for the… That’s like you seeing a giant snake made of spiders. Then Toaster falls into a bathtub and electrocutes.ĭon’t worry, kids, it wasn’t real…it was only a dream! Toaster only got electrocuted in a dream!Īnd then he wakes up and Lampy gets electrocuted in real life.īut he survives…and then they all fall into a waterfall.īut Kirby the vacuum jumps in saves them…until he falls into quickmud, dragging all of the other appliances down to their certain doom.īut just when it seems like our heroes are lost for good, they are rescued by the pudgy hands of this cheerful fellow. The demon clown, I should mention, has a fire hose that sprays forks made of water.įorks made of water.
Let’s dial back our nightmare to something a little more relatable…demon clowns! Hmm, you know what, this symbolism might be a little too existential for the kiddies. YOU WILL KILL THE ONES YOU LOVE, TOASTER. That’s right, Toaster, the smoke billowing out of you turns into a monster that will drag away your beloved Christ-figure. Oh, it’s a happy dream! The Messiah–er, Master–has returned! All is well.
BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER SCARY SCENE MOVIE
You know, normal kid’s movie stuff.īut then it’s off to dreamland, and time for Child Trauma Moment #2. A daffodil molests Toaster and then dies of heartbreak. The childlike Blankie cries himself to sleep because the others refuse to cuddle with him. The gang sings a cheerful tune about road tripping. Which is fine, because things stay light for a while. “Oh, what hilarious hijinks! I’ll just leave your impressionable mind alone with the influence of the television now.” “Is everything all right? I thought I heard the sound of innocence dying.” Now the appliances are bouncing on a pogo stick. The only thing that could make this scene more traumatizing would be one last shot of the air conditioner lying in pieces and billowing smoke. He freaking explodes, showering the other appliances with sparks, which is probably the air conditioner equivalent of arterial spray. The air conditioner continues to rant and scream until the other appliances walk away in disgust? The toaster talks down the air conditioner from his rage spasm and they all learn a valuable lesson about anger management?ī. Since this is a happy children’s film, what do you think happens next?Ī. “I’M NOT AN INVALID! I WAS DESIGNED TO STICK IN A WALL! I LOVE BEING STUCK IN THIS STUPID WALL!” And when they say he’s just jealous because he’s stuck in the wall, he bursts into a paranoid rage. Once she’s determined that ‘brave little toaster’ isn’t a euphemism for ‘vagina’ and sees the happy little anthropomorphic appliances cleaning house to Little Richard songs, she thinks, “Oh, what innocent, good-natured fun,” and leaves you alone with it.Ī bitter, cynical air conditioner channeling Jack Nicholson berates the appliances for awaiting the messianic return of their Master, who abandoned them in this old, run-down cabin. “Let’s make sure this isn’t some weird porno,” she says, popping it in the VCR. That’s what it wants your mom to think too. That’s exactly what it wants you to think. That looks like an innocent, unassuming children’s movie. A terrifying panoply of peril and psychological horror.īut Nathan, you say, that doesn’t look like a terrifying that thing you said of peril and psychological horror. So every year I gather friends and family to watch the scariest movie of all time. It’s great to shriek, shiver, and huddle up against your significant other for comfort…even if she doesn’t think the movie is that scary and finds the constant sobbing a turn-off. Halloween is here, the perfect time for watching scary movies.
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